I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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