Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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