yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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