You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You dont lie about slip and slides
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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