This is not my ceiling
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Found the puke drawer
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
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my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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