: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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