better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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