We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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