Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
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Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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