guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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