i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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