In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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