Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
try to milk me bitch
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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