rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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