i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
