And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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