This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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