can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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