i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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