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(585): View more from New York

Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick

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(303): View more from Colorado

I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.

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(407): View more from Florida

I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

You could give me a blowjob later? :)

(1-321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I meant do something romantic..

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Blowjob In the moonlight?

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(727): View more from Florida

i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?

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(283): View more from Ohio

$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.

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(815): View more from Illinois

We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.

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