How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
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It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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