just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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