There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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