peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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