im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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