I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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