Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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