You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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