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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.

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  And she used to have such long ones. Sad.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  The cops raided her house the day before class even started

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  Those assholes are becoming so efficient

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You brought string cheese to the strip club

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!

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