Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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