It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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