Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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