I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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