is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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