Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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