UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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