she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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