Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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