I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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