literally had 100 drinks last night.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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