Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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