gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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