I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
