How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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