I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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