I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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