We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Randomize