Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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