"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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