I don't think brook has ever known best
this beer tastes like vomit already
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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