And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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