Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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