you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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