You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
MIDGETS
????
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Randomize
